Whiskey River Soap Company A Candle For Fake News Whiskey River Soap Company

• Whiskey River Soap Co.
• Fake News
• 17 oz
• 60 Hour Burn Time
• Orange Kool-Aid Scented
• WHISFAK-C

 Smells like twitter.

Not MY Twitter. Mine is filled with completely factual alternative facts like “pizza is a salad” and “the world is two years old” and “I was the prom queen AND king four years in a row.” What? Don’t debate me on this. I’ll just tweet FAKE NEWS and be a winner like always. Know what you are? SAD.